earthnation:

are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit

(via itsthecake)

vvorldwideweb:

*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*

(via itsthecake)

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via itsthecake)

aldcperfection:

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

image

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gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via 6ftofsunshine)

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20 May 13 at 7 pm

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

(Source: tomdaleyshipthrust, via 6ftofsunshine)

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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19 May 13 at 11 pm

french:

lol @ the look Nicki Minaj gives in the background 

(via lohanthony)

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18 May 13 at 2 pm

This is the Atlanta Aquarium, and that is a whale shark bitches!!! Don’t get it twisted!!

(Source: the--personal--quotes, via fwwck)

This is the Atlanta Aquarium, and that is a whale shark bitches!!! Don’t get it twisted!!
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18 May 13 at 2 pm

William Shakespeare  (via morgan-freemans-voice)

(Source: ohmyitspie, via lohanthony)

"To be or not to be? Bitch I might be"

do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone

(via itsthecake)