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28 Jul 14 at 7 pm

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via fuckingwrecked)

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via 0riginal)

"The Girl"
City and Colour
Bring Me Your Love
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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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foxxycleopatra:

i smell like beef

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(via lohanthony)

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25 Jul 14 at 8 pm

(Source: ilovedosh, via lohanthony)

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21 Jul 14 at 7 pm

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via lazycoconuts)

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
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14 Jul 14 at 10 pm

0-memento-mori-0:

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

You forgot

some of

the best ones

Steve Harvey is slowly on his way to having a mental breakdown on television and just walking off set and never returning.

(via fuckingwrecked)

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

strictlyteen:

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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(Source: dutchster, via strictlyteen)

sadhacker:

i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

(Source: moonofficial, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)