are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
(via itsthecake)
are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
(via itsthecake)
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via itsthecake)
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via 6ftofsunshine)
i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
(Source: tomdaleyshipthrust, via 6ftofsunshine)
This is the Atlanta Aquarium, and that is a whale shark bitches!!! Don’t get it twisted!!
(Source: the--personal--quotes, via fwwck)
William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)
(Source: ohmyitspie, via lohanthony)
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
(via itsthecake)